Adult Noir

The Contract

The fine print, kept as small as it will go. Hanging a shingle here means you have read it.

Who may work here

You must be 18 or over and of legal age in your country. The license is yours alone, so do not lend out the password.

The service

A story-driven chat for entertainment, in which an AI model plays invented characters. A client's statements are not information about the world and not advice, medical, legal, financial or otherwise. They may be wrong, and by design one of three is.

Fees

A retainer is settled in advance, in USDT, buys a counted stretch of days and lapses without renewing. Payment is final; no refund is made except where the law requires it. Send the wrong sum, or on another network, and the funds could be gone with no way for us to recover them.

Conduct

Follow the code of the trade and the law. Do not try to beat the chat's limits, attack the site, vacuum up its text or sell your access on. Any of those can get a license suspended or revoked.

What you type

Your words belong to you. You allow us to keep and process them in order to operate the chat and keep it safe, including by automated checks against the code.

Changes

The agency may change, pause or close parts of the site, or retire a client. Anything that alters what you receive appears on the wire first. You get the site as it is, with only those warranties the law refuses to let us disclaim; what we could owe you tops out at the money you paid in the previous 30 days, if the law permits that ceiling.